Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
when an idol u liked fucks up
when ppl try to defend them
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
LETS MAKE OUT.
did raven just low key call her a cracker
“Because you speak to me in words, and I look at you with feelings.
-Anna Karina (via suspend)
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?