vagiants:

Oop

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

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jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?


alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

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alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

(via cumbersomecumberbatch)


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ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

(via lighty3arz)


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prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

40ozvannyc:

Have fun.

(via no-equal)


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pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.
lookingforteddy:

How the fuck does this 39 year old man look better than half the girls in my school 

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, my friend leans back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

(Source: best-of-memes, via i-suck-dick)


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truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

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