vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via untexting)


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metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

(Source: stagnantwater447-8995, via trust)


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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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(via crystallized-teardrops)


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djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

(via crystallized-teardrops)


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supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via crystallized-teardrops)


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pizzaforpresident:

All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
aduhm:
wvrthy:

Ft. My pale forearm lol 💪

(Source: theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl, via desalona)


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radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

latteos:

did raven just low key call her a cracker

(Source: incomparablyme, via 10knotes)


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Why are you sad?”
“Because you speak to me in words, and I look at you with feelings.

-Anna Karina (via suspend)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via suspend)


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cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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(via sniffing)


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reguhlar:

schxgrl:

♀ s e e - m o r e ♂

Nightmare